Dirty Old Man --- E. Saunders/L. Goldbart

 

 

[E]Hanginí out by the [A]schoolyard [E]gate
[E]Lookiní up every [A]dress I [E]can
[A]Suckiní wind through my upper plate
[E]Iím a [A]Dirty Old [E]Man
(dirty old man, dirty old man)
(you fuckiní dirty old man)
 

[E]Handiní out joints to the [A]kids at [E]school
[E]Giviní out pictures and [A]porn and [E]pills
[A]Filliní the front of my shirt with drool
[E]Iím a [A]Dirty Old [E]Man
(dirty old man, dirty old man)

 
[E]Nervously wiggling my [A]toes in my [E]boots
[E]Communist literature [A]in my [E]hands
[A]Pinchin; all the bosoms I can
[E]Iím a [A]Dirty Old [E]Man
(dirty old man, dirty old man)

 

(recited in character over 2x verse chords)

[cackle] Hello kiddies. Here I am again on the olí schoolyard.
I got thrill pills for all the little chickies
And I got funny cigarettes for all you boys [sniff].
And I got dirty pictures for all of you together!
Well, I guess Iíd better go,
I see the campus cops comingÖ
I better split now.
Remember Leon Trotsky! [cackle]
 

[E]Hanginí out by the [A]schoolyard [E]gate
[E]Lookiní up every [A]dress I [E]can
[A]Suckiní wind through my upper plate
[E]Iím a [A]Dirty Old [E]Man
(dirty old man, dirty old man)

(disgusting!)

 

[E]Handiní out joints to the [A]kids at [E]school
[E]Giviní out pictures and [A]porn and [E]pills
[A]Filliní the front of my shirt with drool
[E]Iím a [A]Dirty Old [E]Man
(dirty old man, dirty old man)

(ya pervert!)

 

[E]Nervously wiggling my [A]toes in my [E]boots
[E]Communist literature [A]in my [E]hands
[A]Pinchin; all the bosoms I can
[E]Iím a [A]Dirty Old [E]Man
(dirty old man, dirty old man)

(you!)

[A]Iím a [B7]Dirty Old [E]Man.

 

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